santa banta crazy sms
Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di… so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next…
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Banta: If I die what’ll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge
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Naughty smss
Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
Categories: Naughty Sms Tags: crazy sms, naughty msg, Naughty Sms
Love sms mania
Pata nahi tha ki zindgi me apsa koi dost aayega,Lekin agar khuda ne bakshi Zindgi dobara,To apki kasam wapas ye dil apki hi dosti chahega.
Umido Ki Kasti Ko Duboya Nai Krte
Sahil Agr Dur Ho To Roya Nai Krte
Rkte He Jo DilMe Umid Kuch Pane Ki
Wo Log Zindgi Me Kuch Khoya Nai Krte.
Meri Mohabat ki saja bemisal di apne,Udas rahne ki adat si dal di aapne,Mene jb b apna banana chaha apko,Bato bato me baat hi TAAL di aapne.
Categories: romantic sms Tags: love sms, romantic sms
Flirty shayari hindi sms
Teachr Ne SHARAB Ka Nuksan Batane K Liye 1 Kida SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mar Gya
Tchr-Apne Kya Sikha?
Stdnt-SHRAB Pine Se PET K Kide Mar Jate He
Arz Kiya Hai..
Dena Hai Dil ‘Daan’ Me
Wah.. Wah..
Gour Farmaiyega Huzur
Dena Hai Dil ‘Daan’ Me
Dosto,
Hai KOI MAST Ladki dhyan Me?
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