Saadda HaQ
Pyar=Dukho K Bazar
Premi=Dukho K Kharidr
Premika=Duko Ki Dukandar
Ma-Pa Bich K Diwar
Behen Salahkar
Vai=Pitne Ko Taiyar
A HA LUV K BIG BAZAR
Shadi me Shrma bahot der tak kha Rha tha
vrma-kab tak khaoge
Shrma-Mai Khud kha-kha k dukhi hu pr kya kru card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM
1Baccha Potty krne khule me gya
Wha 1PIG betha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha whase bina poty kie jane lga
PIG chillaya
Saadda HaQ
Etthe Rakh
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Stupid I mis U – Free hindi Sms
Raat Bhar Mujhe Iss Baat Ne
Sone Na Diya
Ki..
Zindagi Toh Bus Chaar Din Ki Hai
Aur SMS Pack Maine 30 Din Ka
Karwa Liya
Wife-Dekho na mujhe wo admi ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Husband-Are wo to kabadiwala hai.
Bekar maal par nazar rakhna uski aadat hai.
Kisi b muskil mod pr Hm n kahenge
C U
Rahenge sath hmesha
Me & U
Kl Hm n rhe is dunya me
To rakhkr Phool meri Kabr pr khna
Stupid I mis U
SACH Wo Daulat He Jise Pehle Kharch Karo or Zindgi Bhar Khushi PaO
or
JHUT Wo Karz He Jo
Kuch Din Masti to Krlo
Pr Zindgi Bhar Chukate Raho
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Kash feeling b SMS ki Tarah Hoti toh
Kash feeling b SMS ki Tarah Hoti to
Apke Gum Hm Receive krte
Apni Khushiya APKO Send krte
Apki NaRaZgi Delete krte
or
Apki Yado ko save krte
Teri Yaado Me
Roj Rota Hu,
Subha Hoti H
Tab Me Sota Hu
Ab Mughe Din Ki
Khabar Hai Na Raat Ki,
*Aey DOSTO
Teri YaaDO Me
Is Tarha Khota Hu
Dil Ki Hasti Mit Gayi Hoti,
Aur Saare Dard
Badh Gaye Hote,
Zindagi Aap Jaise
Dosto Ki Amanat
Hai,
Warna Hum To
Kab Ki Bikhar
Gaye Hote
Intezar Hai
Kab Unse Baat Hogi
Khuda Jane
Kab Ye Ittefak Hogi
Yu To Har Sham Milte Hai
Khwabo Me
Jane Kab Ru-Ba-Ru
Unse Mulakat Hogi.!
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WaQt AaNe De Baat KaRenGe
WaQt AaNe De Baat KaRenGe,
ZinDagi Me Hum Bhi MuLaKat KaRenGe.!
RaSta ChaHe JitNa KatHin Ho
TuJhe PaNe Ki KoShiSh Baar Baar KaRenGe..!!
Jada mujhse mera pyar na ho jaye
zindagi dushwar na ho jaye
ae khuda khatam na karna zindagi
jb tk mere pyar ko mujhse pyar na ho jaye.
Kisi Faqeer Ki Jholi Mei
Kuchh Daalo Tab Ye Jaanoge..
Is Mehangaai Ke Zamane Mei Bhi
“DUAYEIN” Kitni Sasti Hai..
D Best line i hve evr reAd.
Think about it.
DuniyA kA Yaqeen kAre Bhi to KAise kAre
JAb Apni hi AAnkho k Ansu,
kisi Aur k liye nikAlte h…
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Sochte the Humne kya kismat payi
Sochte the Humne kya kismat payi,
Qki usne sath Nibhane ki kasam khai,
Aankho Me Aaya Pani tab Mehsus Hua
Vo Nahi Unki Yado Ne Rasam Nibhai
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Boy -Chalo Kisi Viraan Jagah Chalte Hain
Boy -Chalo Kisi Viraan Jagah Chalte Hain.
Girl -Tum Aisi Vaisi Harkat To Nahi Karoge.!
Boy-Bilkul Nahi.
Girl-To Phir Rehne Do,
Kya Fayda…!
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Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar – Funny SMS
“Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar
To mene b soch liya
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr
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Isse bada PJ kaha milega- thirdclass sms
Isse bada PJ kaha milega-
Girl to shopkeeper: Aapke paas calculator hai?
Shopkeeper: Casio..?
Girl: Mai thik hu, Aap sunaao.. 
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Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai. 
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Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena,
Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye
Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.
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