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Dad:Tera Result aya?

Dad:Tera Result aya?
Son:Wo Headmaster Saab ka Beta Fail ho gya
Dad:Aur tum?
Son:Toh aap kaun se Prime Minstr hai jo aap ka Beta Paas hoga?

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Posted by Lost - July 7, 2011 at 9:35 am

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TIPS 4 Boys-

TIPS 4 Boys-

If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.

If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you…

Think different ;-) :-P

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Posted by Lost - July 5, 2011 at 12:14 pm

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Pappu Samose Wale Se

Pappu Samose Wale Se:
O Bhai Tumahre Samose Ladki
Ka Bal Nikla
Samose Wala:
Abe 5 Rs Ke Samose Me Puri
Ladki Niklegi Kya

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Posted by Lost - May 9, 2011 at 6:51 am

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Dad-Result ka kya hua?

Dad-Result ka kya hua?
Son-1 gud news he or 1 bad
news.
Dad-Gud news bata.
Son-Me pass ho gya.
Dad-Gr8! aur bad news?
Son-Gud news galat he.

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Posted by Lost - May 9, 2011 at 6:49 am

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A boy got a job in girls hostel

Height of Happiness-

A boy got a job in girls hostel

.

After 2mnths

owner askd:Y u dnt come 2 take ur salary

.

Boy :

KYA ???

salary bhi milegi !!!

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Posted by Lost - April 20, 2011 at 7:01 pm

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Pj sms

Dabangg Special:
Asman se gir raha he Rain,
Wah wah..
Asman se gir raha he Rain,
Tere mast-mast 2 Nain,
mere dil ka le gaye Chain

Girl:Agar mai mar jau to tum kya karoge?
BoY:Mai bhi mar jaunga
GiRL:Q?
BoY:Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi b jaan le Leti HE

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Posted by Lost - September 25, 2010 at 5:01 am

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Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Posted by Lost - September 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm

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Open lunch box in the middle of the road

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

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Posted by Lost - September 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm

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Sitting on the top of mountain

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

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Posted by Lost - September 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm

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Why r all these people running?

Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

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Posted by Lost - September 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm

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