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Dad:Tera Result aya?

Dad:Tera Result aya?
Son:Wo Headmaster Saab ka Beta Fail ho gya
Dad:Aur tum?
Son:Toh aap kaun se Prime Minstr hai jo aap ka Beta Paas hoga?

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Posted by Lost - July 7, 2011 at 9:35 am

If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.

If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you…

Think different

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Posted by Lost - July 5, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Pappu Samose Wale Se:
O Bhai Tumahre Samose Ladki
Ka Bal Nikla
Samose Wala:
Abe 5 Rs Ke Samose Me Puri
Ladki Niklegi Kya

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Posted by Lost - May 9, 2011 at 6:51 am

Dad-Result ka kya hua?
Son-1 gud news he or 1 bad
news.
Dad-Gud news bata.
Son-Me pass ho gya.
Dad-Gr8! aur bad news?
Son-Gud news galat he.

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Posted by Lost - May 9, 2011 at 6:49 am