Dad:Tera Result aya?
Dad:Tera Result aya?
Son:Wo Headmaster Saab ka Beta Fail ho gya
Dad:Aur tum?
Son:Toh aap kaun se Prime Minstr hai jo aap ka Beta Paas hoga?
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TIPS 4 Boys-
TIPS 4 Boys-
If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.
If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you…
Think different
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Pappu Samose Wale Se
Pappu Samose Wale Se:
O Bhai Tumahre Samose Ladki
Ka Bal Nikla
Samose Wala:
Abe 5 Rs Ke Samose Me Puri
Ladki Niklegi Kya
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Dad-Result ka kya hua?
Dad-Result ka kya hua?
Son-1 gud news he or 1 bad
news.
Dad-Gud news bata.
Son-Me pass ho gya.
Dad-Gr8! aur bad news?
Son-Gud news galat he.
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A boy got a job in girls hostel
Height of Happiness-
A boy got a job in girls hostel
.
After 2mnths
owner askd:Y u dnt come 2 take ur salary
.
Boy :
KYA ???
salary bhi milegi !!!
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Dabangg Special:
Asman se gir raha he Rain,
Wah wah..
Asman se gir raha he Rain,
Tere mast-mast 2 Nain,
mere dil ka le gaye Chain
Girl:Agar mai mar jau to tum kya karoge?
BoY:Mai bhi mar jaunga
GiRL:Q?
BoY:Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi b jaan le Leti HE
Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Open lunch box in the middle of the road
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
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Sitting on the top of mountain
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
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Why r all these people running?
Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
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