A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Sardar galati se..
Sardar galati se
samunder me gir gaya…Doobte
doobte uske hath
me machli
aayi…use pakar
kar bahar pheka
aur bola ja tu toh
apni jan bacha le..
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Sardar to Pathan…
Sardar: Tum shadi
shuda ho?
Pathan: Han,
humara aurat say
shadi hua
Sardar: Bewakuf
to kia mard se b
shadi hota
Pathan: Han
humara behan ka
hua:D
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Deadly IQ of a sardarWhats the oppsite of AchaarOnion
Deadly IQ of a sardar
Whats the oppsite of Achaar?
Onion!
How?
Achaar = pickle
Pee-kal
So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj
=Peaj
Onion.
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funny sms part
Girl-Plz mere Husband ko andar bula lijiye
Doctor-Daro mat me sharif admi hu
Girl-Nahi aap samjh nahi rahe aapki Nurse bahar akeli Hai
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3 Beautiful Quotes
3 Beautiful Quotes:
“Deepest feeling is alwys felt in silence”
“There is no true love wthout jealousy”
“A thing lost is alwyz valued d most”
How strange is the logic of our mind..
We look for compromise when we are wrong..
& we look for justice when others are wrong !
Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai..
Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai..
Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par,
Kyoki
”DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai”
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Comic sms
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…
1Admi Santa k beta se Puchhta he:Beta Papa Ghar me he?Snta ka Beta Sprite Pete hue:Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he”Sidhi Bat No Bakwas”
Arz kiya hai..
Tomy iz a dog and you are a flower,
wah,wah,wah!!
Tomy lifts hiz leg and gives you a SHOWER….
ab KIJIYE
wah,wah,wah!!!
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