Funny SMS Do you love me because of fortune
Boy said… Do you love me just because of my father left me money and fortune?
Girl said… No stupid, I would love you no matter who left you the money!
Funny SMS Please i do not want third world war
Child: God: Please i do not want third world war
God: why? you love your country so much?
Child: No God i am weak in history i can’t study another war…
Funny SMS WHYYYYYYYYY
Below are some funny SMSs but they are logic and real at the same time:
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
Categories: love sms Tags: Funny, WHYYYYYYYYY
Funny SMS why did you shoot your wife instead her lover
Judge:why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?
killer:Your honor,
It is easier to shoot a woman once than shooting one man every week.